COWBOY WILLY SAYS OBAMA NEEDS TO GET AHEAD OF THIS SWINE FLU THING - IT IS HURTING THE AGRICULTURE ECONOMY!

COWBOY WILLY SAYS HE KNOWS ABOUT EARTH DAY - BACK IN DUST BOWL WILLY ATE A LOT OF EARTH!

COWBOY WILLY SAYS A BEAUTIFUL DAY OF SUNSHINE WAS LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR - EXCEPT FOR THE POLLEN.

COWBOY WILLY SAYS BET YOU THOUGHT WILLY HAD RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET - WILLY IS BACK!