COWBOY WILLY SAYS.......

WHOEVER THAT WAS THAT SAID BAH HUMBUG SHOULD HAVE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS ALONE IN THE DESERT - NOT TALKING ABOUT LAS VEGAS EITHER.

COWBOY WILLY SAYS

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
...And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

WILLY IS CELEBRATING THANKSGIVING A COUPLE OF DAYS LATE.

COWBOY WILLY SAYS.......

 BLACK FRIDAY IS A DAY TO BE MISERABLE.  WILLY SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME AND THE ONLY BLACK THAT WILLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN IS THE INSIDE OF HIS EYE LIDS.

COWBOY WILLY SAYS.......

IF I TRIED TO MOW WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS ARIENS LAWNMOWER   OR ONE OF THOSE GRAVELY ZERO TURN MOWERS THEN WILLY'S HEAD WOULD BE SPINNING AND THE NEIGHBORS FENCE WOULD BE GONE. 

COWBOY WILLY SAYS IF I HAD DANCED IN MY DAY WITH A LADY LIKE THEY DO ON DANCING WITH THE STARS, WILLY WOULD HAVE TO MARRY HER.

COWBOY WILLY SAYS A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

COWBOY WILLY SAYSI hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste